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My name is Jaden, i’m not your average teenager, I didn’t grow up with bikes and candy. My family is made up of the highest ranked agents from around the world. The closest thing I received that was close to candy was some sugar-coated centipede from south america, but that is not the point. Now for as long as I can remember, i’ve been training to be a C.U.N.T (Certified Underaged Neglected Trainee) CUNT’s are a underground secret agency that is run by a family organization, whose main goal is kill those, who are the main source of death’s around the world.

For 16 years I’ve been training alongside one of the most well known CUNT in the CUNT agency, Donnell Jones. Donnell is like a father figure to me, he’s been through with me thick and thin and has taught me everything I know today. Several months ago I was assigned one last task before I was eligible to graduate, this task was to travel to Afghanistan and kill Osama Bin Laden. I didn’t know much about him, only thing I knew was that he was involved in some “9/11 attack” Still if it was my last task I suspected he was someone big. I traveled with several certified CUNT’s as I was the only CUNTee on the mission. On the helicopter ride there I carefully observed all the regions we were passing by, as this was my first time outside of the headquarters, I was quickly fascinated. During the ride I soaked in all the amazing scenery. Before I knew it Donnell was screaming “GO GO GO” and I quickly followed the rest of the CUNT’s. Gunshots fired as he followed his team, but I was uninterested, I was really fascinated by the amazing design of the building and the quality of the tiles on the floor. Again before I knew it Donnell and the rest of the team were carrying Osama on a stretcher. I was speechless. Donnell looked at me with that "what happened out there" face and I knew what he was going to say. "What happened out there?" He told me. "I was sorta.. lost in the scenery" Jaden told him. "The scenery of a run down condo?" He told me with an aggressive tone. I was silent from there. The ride back was filled with many of the teammates gloating about their achievements on how they “shot a terrorist in the face” but when it came to them asking me on what I did, I was silent. Ashamed that on the biggest mission of my life, I was distracted by tiles. They kept on bugging me but Donnell turned around and gave the group the death stare, and they knew to stop bugging me.