I'm Fired

John is a 23 year old college drop out who has an internship at a huge fashion company in New York. He arrives 2 hours late on his first day, and as soon as he enters the doors, he receives a notice telling him to go to his boss' office. His boss gives him a long lecture about how this company is family owned and he will not tolerate tardiness. He warns him that if he is late again he will be fired. He goes on with the rest of the day without any troubles. The next day, he decides to bring his boss lunch as an apology. He contemplates what top bring him, and decides on his favorite sandwich deli. He only has enough money for one sandwich, and decides that he will go hungry to repair the relationship with his boss. He decides to take the elevator to his boss' floor. When the elevator gets to the floor, the doors will not open. He waits for an hour and a half, before he gets hungry and eats the sandwich. Seconds after he eats the last crumb, the doors open and his boss is out front. "I've been looking for you all day. Where have you been?" John tells him the story of how he wanted to get him lunch for him. His boss doesn't believe him, but he decides to let him go just this one time. He only asks John, "Where is my sandwich?"